No matter where you are, there’s always at least one…
- bitchy flute player
- socially awkward clarinet player
- mentally unstable oboe player
- violinist who practices six hours a day
- hot percussionist
- bassoon player who doesn’t know what’s appropriate to say
- saxophone player who always looks high
- violist who hates everyone
- asshole trumpet player
- huggable tuba player
- bass clarinet player who has no idea what the hell is going on
- piano player who looks like he probably carries a knife around
- trombone player with a weird haircut